A kind of person that goes to the gym more often then possible, if 2 times isn't enough make it 5...
He is friends with Crypto daddy and has he's own Crypto wife.
It's like a high school musical romantic comedy story that is true too life.
He is friends with a star Patrick star.
He does not need a personal coach he will spot himself even chokes.
In the club the champagne girl will run at him like he has some hoes.
All laughs and fun aside
He told to the mirror "mirror, mirror on the wall am I ugly no answer says it all".
The mirror didn't answer.
He cried on a bench all night no hope.
Every one laughing even the pope
the end
Shrek 69
He is friends with Crypto daddy and has he's own Crypto wife.
It's like a high school musical romantic comedy story that is true too life.
He is friends with a star Patrick star.
He does not need a personal coach he will spot himself even chokes.
In the club the champagne girl will run at him like he has some hoes.
All laughs and fun aside
He told to the mirror "mirror, mirror on the wall am I ugly no answer says it all".
The mirror didn't answer.
He cried on a bench all night no hope.
Every one laughing even the pope
the end
Shrek 69
I hate an Axl.
by cryptodaddynftlover March 30, 2022
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It all came about from a good old Aussie bloke called Kev. His kids used to race go karts and often they bent axles in the karts. When an axle gets bent it causes a wobble.
Kev once saw a man walking with a limp and proclaimed to the children...
" Look, he has a bent Axle"
And everyone laughed....
It all came about from a good old Aussie bloke called Kev. His kids used to race go karts and often they bent axles in the karts. When an axle gets bent it causes a wobble.
Kev once saw a man walking with a limp and proclaimed to the children...
" Look, he has a bent Axle"
And everyone laughed....
by SteakSammich March 7, 2022
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Axl
by axlisthebest May 30, 2021
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Fine ass car guy who’s usually found at the gym, or carrying his team at league of legends. He’s very sweet, caring, and extremely smart. He has a unique sense of humor and gets along with everybody. Axl’s only flaw is a 3rd leg he was born with, doctors can’t fix it but his girl doesn’t seem to mind at all.
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