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Washington Allstar

To put a deflated basketball into a woman's vagina then inflate it by making her quiff
Last night shaun gave jasmin a washington allstar
by ChaosDemon March 6, 2011
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AllStar Weekend

All Star Weekend is fairly new and consists of four band members; Zach, Cameron, Nathan and Matthew. They premiered their first music video; A Different Side of Me, on Disney Channel in early 2010.
Back in February of 2009, the band attended the Jonas Brothers 3D Concert Premiere, and handed out flyers, three days later they received a call from Hollywood Records.
by justinfigureitout April 1, 2010
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anal allstar

a man highly skilled in the art of anal cavity penetration.
Dude, you're an anal allstar!
by dyingtokissYou November 1, 2010
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Allstar

Allstar can be referred to as an individual who tries too hard to be cool. They tend to have douchebag tendencies, exercise self-importance, be members of elite cliques, and sport Macklemore haircuts- and perm them for extra points. These Allstars ⭐️ tend to start conversations by asking “How many Instagram followers do you have?”, before rejecting you for not having enough— you must have a high engagement ratio. They live the “Insta Life“, posting fake ass candid photos with captions like “I’m just squinting my eyes bc I’m bad at taking pics”, even though they clearly paid to have a professional photo shoot. If they don’t have their phone with them at all times, they exhibit signs similar to Alcohol Withdrawal Syndrome. Their lives on Insta are rosy, but left alone with out their phone, they have no real social skills when speaking face to face with them.
I went to a trip to Provo, Utah, home of BYU, and I’ve never encountered such a concentration of Allstar douchebags in my life. I lost count of how many times males in their early to late 20’s took duckface selfies sporting their voluminous Macklemore haircuts with their fellow gents. They all spoke Insta captions and never had a real conversation. When attempting a conversation with them, it was followed by silence for not acknowledging their self-importance. It was like mean girls in real life, but in college.
by SkiUtah119 October 4, 2019
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Tumblr Allstar

Noun: Someone whose pictures on social networking sites do not convey their actual appearance.
Kelly: Man, Bob has some cute pictures on Facebook!
Mia: Nah don't bother... total Tumblr Allstar
by NICK_HUGE_FAN August 20, 2013
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stafford allstar

Kid that stays in Stafford county VA after graduating high school instead of going to college. They hangout with the kids in school to make themselves feel like they aren’t a complete failure. Male allstars try to hook up with the high school girls. Definitely smokes pac. Might have a minimum wage job but probably not. Female allstars commonly marry their high school boyfriend shortly after graduation. Will probably live in aquia harbor the rest of their lives.
S- “Jacob asked us to hangout tonight”
T- “he graduated 2 years ago and were in 11th grade, a total stafford allstar”
by TropSmooth October 30, 2018
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Kenny Allstar

Legendary UK DJ, who hosts many shows and freestyle platforms such as 'Voice of the Streets,' 'Mad About Bars' and 'Kenny Allstar Freestyle.'
"Bro who's better? Kenny Allstar or Charlie Sloth?"
by expressbenjamin20 May 17, 2020
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