African surfing

When you have sex with a very big assed woman, you smack her ass once and then just follow the waves.

Her: baby, lets have sex! Please daddy im horny.
Him: Alright, but I'm tired. Turn around and I'll do some african surfing.

by Tilion September 9, 2019

african waterfall

the process of drinking from a water bottle, not touching the bottle with your lips, but the bottle is by the groin area of another man

Did you see Brendan getting an African Waterfall from Eli? He must have been really dehydrated!

by yellow_gambino February 19, 2020

African champagne

The act of drinking a black man's urine.

She drank that black guy's African champagne.

by QOS Boutique August 27, 2023

South Africanism

1. Slang words used in the country of South Africa

2. The use of words in strange contexts which makes sense only in South Africa.

N.B. Many South Africanisms come from integration of the South African language Afrikaans into the English language.

1. Howzit: A greeting meaning "how is it" or "how are you" (although the question is often rhetorical and doesn't necessitate a response)
E.g. Hey, howzit
Ja (pronounced yah): The South African way of saying "yes"
E.g. Person one: Did you like the new James Bond movie?
Person two: Ja, it was great!

2. Person one: Sorry about that
Person two: It's chilled
Person three: Hey, you just used a South Africanisms!

by A South African! September 25, 2018

African moonlight

Marijuana

John: Hey man what are you doing tonight?
Bill: I'm gonna go smoke some African moonlight.

by <insert clever name here!> February 14, 2013

african blizzard

When some black guy is hella ashy and his ashy flakes get all over you, hence an African blizzard.

"Damn Jamal just bombarded me wit an african blizzard"

by LaRon May 19, 2006

Africanized wife

An ordinary wife, who through years of marital evolution, that has evolved from a loving "do anything for ya" person to become easily agitatied and can be provoked to attack the unfortunate spouse (usually a combination or verbal and mental attacks) without provocation, often times marked with an overkill tone of superiority.

I overheard the beatdown Geoff got from his wife the other night over some petty shit. Seems she turned into an Africanized wife; cause four years ago I would have overheard how he was banging her after a light scuffle.

by amanscorned October 19, 2009