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I don't have a clue. 

You either don't know the answer, or you're pretending you don't.
Your girlfriend: Why is there another woman's thong under your bed?
You (looking shocked): I don't have a clue. Dog must have dragged it in from the yard.
I don't have a clue. by OK-KB January 7, 2012

I don't give a fuck 

Student to tha teacha: "I don't give a fuck 'bout what ya sayin', I don't give a fuck 'bout what ya doin', and I couldn't care less of you."
I don't give a fuck by KD Squib September 19, 2005

I Don't Give a Care 

Bill: I'm gonna snog your mom.
Jeff: I don't give a care.

Don't forget to bring a towel 

Two wrongs don't make a right

If someone does something bad to you, getting revenge will just make the situation worst.
Why did you get revenge on me? You know that two wrongs don't make a right, do you?