by Swiftie 22 November 03, 2023
Person A: What's 1+1?
Swiftie: It's 23! Buy me tickets~~~ UwU...Ara ara...Ara....😜
Person A: Man, what the fuck?!
Swiftie: It's 23! Buy me tickets~~~ UwU...Ara ara...Ara....😜
Person A: Man, what the fuck?!
by jjjjhhhhhhh111122333 September 22, 2023
someone who loves taylor alison swift. usually hates kanye west, john mayer, jake gyllenhaal, and scooter braun. probably cries a lot and is depressed. we all know you don’t relate to lover
by dnfstories4u January 20, 2023
by my lover June 29, 2021
someone who annoys the hell outta you whenever taylor swift releases a new album, which is quite frequent nowadays. can’t blame these people though, you’d annoy everyone too if you start listening to taylor’s music, which is also, a very common thing to do as her music is played literally everywhere. you live under a rock if you haven’t listened to her music. this definition is also being written by a swiftie so dislike it and you’ll be deemed to have a shitty music sense.
by I Love Kinna November 23, 2021
Someone who would write you a strongly worded essay that resembles Shakespeare if you wronged them, would also compare you to Jake Gyllenhaal and John Mayer (which is a huge insult in case you didn't know).
by get_offmydict123 February 09, 2022
A swiftie is someone who loves taylor swift. They are often preppy and always follows the mainstream trends. there is nothing wrong with just liking her music. But it starts to get bad when you drag others down because they dont like her or other problems
Example one:
"are you a swiftie?"
"um not really.."
"OMG HOW DARE YOU SHE IS THE QUEEN AND SHE IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU YOU ARE JUST A MISOGYNSTIC PERSON WHO IS MAD SHE I SBETTER AND MORE SUCESSFUL OF YOU! YOU DO NOT WANNA MESS WITH US SWIFTIES!11"
Example 2:
"are you a swiftie?"
"no not really"
"thats ok"
"are you a swiftie?"
"um not really.."
"OMG HOW DARE YOU SHE IS THE QUEEN AND SHE IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU YOU ARE JUST A MISOGYNSTIC PERSON WHO IS MAD SHE I SBETTER AND MORE SUCESSFUL OF YOU! YOU DO NOT WANNA MESS WITH US SWIFTIES!11"
Example 2:
"are you a swiftie?"
"no not really"
"thats ok"
by Silly_C4M3R4_SHY June 02, 2024