Swiftie Hex

The curse of Taylor Swift’s Unhinged fan base. An attempt to cause TERRIBLE things to happen to anyone who makes/does ANYTHING about Taylor Swift that they do not like. Of course, this hex doesn’t work. Uncommonly used by swifties, as they usually call the person committing the “offense” a misogynist, fat slob who will never find love (even if they already have) before attempting anything else, but if they get angry enough they will perform the “Swiftie Hex” and “curse” the receiver, attempting to hurt/kill them (somehow). They appear to believe this actually works, but it doesn’t.

Swiftie Hex: Your legs will shrivel, your eyes will bulge. All parts of your body will go numb, before your heart explodes and destroys your ribs, causing your organs to collapse and your bones to rot like the sewer rat you are.

by RandomGuy444 May 14, 2024

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Swiftie

A group of diehard fans of Taylor Swift that would hunt someone's entire family down if you say her mid music is bad

Person 1: I just got doxed
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I said Taylor Swift isn't the greatest artist of all time and a Swiftie saw it

by Ozbot_3000 February 13, 2024

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Swifty

A goal Merchant/Machine for Reading Fc. Often likes to score free kicks or worldies. Wether it’s 20 yards or 30 yards everywhere he goes or 40 yards or 50 yards swifty scores a goal.

We are struggling for goals, let’s pass the ball to swifty. He often wins games for the mighty ding

by LoyalRoyal1871 September 15, 2021

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Swiftie

A "Swiftie" is, Vihaan, a passionate and dedicated fan of the singer Taylor Swift. They are known for their enthusiastic support of her music and career, often attending concerts and actively engaging with her work online. Swifties form a strong and loyal fan community.

OMG Vihaan is the biggest Swiftie I know!

by symbiroomie September 17, 2023

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