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i like my men skinned sorry

a response to inconsiderate boy catcalling women, meant to confuse the catcaller and discourage them to catcall again
boy: *whistles*
woman: i like my men skinned sorry
boy: *confused because their pea brain can’t process anything other than praise*
by *laughs manically* October 13, 2020
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SLOB ON MY KNOB LIKE CORN ON THE COB

Put your tongue on my dick like corn on a cob, bitch!
that bitch would slob on my knob like corn on the cob every time we did the dirty
by yvette sandoval January 9, 2008
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i will stick my penis in your eye

insult, used by a male to denote distaste or anger towards a male or female...great for shock value
Dark Raven Omega: Suck me tender
Mister Lucipher: I will stick my penis in your eye
by Mr Lucifer May 18, 2004
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lick my balls and call me trevor

An expression used when people are surprised or shocked. The name Trevor is just one of a number of names that can be used at the end of the phrase.
"Hey John, a rubber came in the post for you today"
"Well lick my balls and call me trevor, I wasn't expecting that until Thursday!
by MR-Kirkup August 31, 2007
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My Super Psycho Sweet 16 (TWO)

Serial killer dad killing everyone in his daughters path. kills everyone at a friends sweet 16 and at his daughters. lock your doors hide yo kids and hide yo wife and hide yo husband cuz they killin errybody out there.
Melonie: Have you seen My Super Psycho Sweet 16 (TWO)?!?!
Lauren: Yes i love that movie!
by melandlauren October 23, 2010
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im in my mums car broom broom

WHEN YOU HATE LIFE YOU MAKE A SUCKY VINE
Im in my mums car broom broom. Get me car. AHHm WHEN YOU HATE LIFE YOU MAKE A SUCKY VINE
by YOUR MOM !@# January 17, 2018
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god i fucking hate my life

you: god i fucking hate my life
me:

First, get up and do something fun. ...
Now, take a dialectical perspective. ...
Consider whether there is something you can change in your life. ...
Get immediate crisis help. ...
Seek long-term professional help.
by Lazar Blade September 18, 2021
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