Your day is a shitterton

Funny day

Mate your day is a shitterton if not boat water

by Rangers A Joey March 18, 2025

Cut Your Meat

A cross between cutting the cheese and beating your meat.

"Last night I cut my meat."
"What?"
"I was jerking off and I farted."
"So.. you cut your meat?"
"Yeah."
"Ew."

by baddabel June 10, 2018

If you are reading this your gay as fuck

lol

If you are reading this your gay as fuck

by semen eater 43 March 29, 2022

Joining your hits

I go where you go.

“What are your plans tonight?” “I’m joining your hits!”

by Ktbswagg November 2, 2021

swerve your curve

The act of deflecting or otherwise stopping someone's attempt to curve.

You know what girl? Swerve your curve, I don't need this.

by StrandsofMinds February 15, 2017

Be on your way now

What you say when you have to talk to a old woman who likes MJ

"Yo did you see that show the Last Dance?"
"Be on your way now"

by Bernardo is comp at soccer January 16, 2024

National give your girl a hoodie day

September 15 is national give your girl a hoodie day so she can be warm and comfy all day

Bf:why do you need my hoodie?
Gf: it’s national give your girl a hoodie day

by Chelsea lynnnnnn September 14, 2020