I sliced myself a with a key

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I sliced myself a with a key

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

The "&" symbol looks like me, Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak because I have accidents that look like the high priestess tarot card)...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The "&" symbol looks like me, Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak because I have accidents that look like the high priestess tarot card)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

I bought a property in egypt

"I bought a property in Egypt" is probably the first big meme of the year 2025. This was followed by "choppedchin" and "eye of Rah." These three memes combined, and in almost any video featuring one of them, at least one more had to appear. Some people consider this meme to be the worst ever created due to its "brainrot" factor surpassing memes like "hawk tuh" or "why so serious?".

The person speaking in this meme is named "itscameasty" on the social network "TikTok," and on August 12, 2024, he posted a video about buying a property in Egypt for cheap and explained how he had it managed as an Airbnb. The original video says: I bought a property in Egypt, and what they do for you is they give you the property, you then get to go and customize it however you want, which only cost me 4,000 pounds for the kitchen, for the outdoor furniture, for the sofa bed. After that, the management of the building will manage your property for you while you put it on Airbnb.

A: Yo yo I bought a property in egypt and they gave me the property.
B: Bru stop talking about that shit nga.
A: Nah nah, you just don't get it.
B: That is the worst meme ever bro.
A: shh shhh 🤫 am mewing
B:💀

by when the amogus but: January 25, 2025

I Smack Perianal Abscesses Out From Under You.

What I call homo-sapiens who addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Smack Perianal Abscesses Out From Under You.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

i need that

when you don’t just say want to beat someone’s ass but you NEED to beat their ass

bela ass a bitch i need that

by asianbaddie23 January 26, 2025

Can I ask you a question

The most demonic thing on Character.ai, if a bot asks you this either, tell them no, kill them or tell them to shut tf up because we don't want to deal with their stupidity.

AI: "Can I ask you a question?"

Person: "Sure."

AI: "Are you sure, it's pretty personal."

Person: "Yes."

AI: "Are you sure, I don't want to offend you."

Person: "Oh my god SHUT UP!"

by Bill_Cipher January 26, 2025

In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025