by Cammie September 30, 2004
Get the shit bag bitch ass hoe mother fucker mug.1.An expression you use to tell a person to stop bragging who claims victory before a brawl,race,match,competiion or any other event that has yet to happen.
A)
Kevin: let's see who has the speed to make it to the finish line quicker.
Eric: Man I got this,I'm gonna murk your ass!!
Kevin: Don't wipe your ass before you shit Eric ;it's not over till is over.
B)
Eric:10 bucks I get a better grade in my physics test?
BeHa: Man you always say that but you always fail,don't wipe your ass before shit!!!!
Jack: Yo Eric you ain't beating noone shut upp!!!
Mick: Yea don't wipe your ass before shit!!!
Kevin: let's see who has the speed to make it to the finish line quicker.
Eric: Man I got this,I'm gonna murk your ass!!
Kevin: Don't wipe your ass before you shit Eric ;it's not over till is over.
B)
Eric:10 bucks I get a better grade in my physics test?
BeHa: Man you always say that but you always fail,don't wipe your ass before shit!!!!
Jack: Yo Eric you ain't beating noone shut upp!!!
Mick: Yea don't wipe your ass before shit!!!
by BeHa February 20, 2011
Get the Don't wipe your ass before you shit mug.An expression of extreme frustration or anger, or also known to be used by those alied with Tourettes Syndrome
by Vengefulmonk September 30, 2005
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by Ocelidon January 26, 2018
Get the Minecraft hentai is good shit dab dab dab mug."I was sittin there in pizza hut and I looked down at my churros and thought to myself "DAamN Ii'll bE CHoKen oN tHaT sHit lOooKEn dRY aS HeLL"
by followmeontwitter@hobiversxd September 27, 2018
Get the DAamN Ii'll bE CHoKen oN tHaT sHit lOooKEn dRY aS HeLL mug.Used for relieving excruciating pain after experiencing a catastrophic shin-to-coffee-table injury or other similar anatomical disasters. Usually hollered very loud.
by imahottentot June 21, 2010
Get the Shit Fuck Damn Piss Hell Balls On Chin mug.Type of marriage proposal used by Filipina women to western men. Implies endless sex and balut in exchange for a house in Manila Mesa, CA and financial support to everyone in her extended family for as long as you shall live.
Patron: Get a San Miguel please.
Bargirl: Oh hot daddio, buy me honda, I love you no shit!
Patron: Just beer, thanks.
Bargirl: Oh hot daddio, buy me honda, I love you no shit!
Patron: Just beer, thanks.
by wheaty June 20, 2005
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