Kentucky Thumb

What to do if your .50 caliber rifle explodes and puts a thumb sized hole in your chest

Putting your thumb in another hole where your thumb fits

Me: "Kentucky ballistics' .50 blew up the other day and put a hole in his chest"
Friend: "Did he give himself the Kentucky thumb?"

by Cheesewheeloffortune May 20, 2021

kentucky thumb

A sex position invented by kentucky ballistics where one inserts his/her thumb down someones jugular

-Hey Nick, how is it going with your new girl?
*IDK man, she tried to get me into doing the kentucky thumb on her last night

by Joshkiej May 20, 2021

Kentucky Thumb

When you sever an artery, plug the bleeding artery, and then shove it up a girls ass while firing slap rounds out of your .50 cal

Person 1: Have you heard about Scott?
Person 2: Yeah He gave his wife the Kentucky Thumb a few weeks ago

Scott, Don't fire slap rounds out of your .50 cal, you can't do the Kentucky Thumb Again.

by GUNMEMEREVIEW May 21, 2021

Kentucky Thumb

Verb: The act of plugging a bleeding hole with your thumb in order to save your life.

Verb: The act of fingering a woman with your thumb

"I'm going to give myself the Kentucky Thumb once AK Daddy finally finishes the AK-50"
"I'm going to give my wife the Kentucky Thumb this evening for our anniversary:

by SadBoiBrax May 20, 2021

Kentucky Thumb

When you're bleeding to death and stop the bloodflow by plugging it with your thumb.

Also slang for fingering a woman.

"If AK daddy Doesn't make the AK-50 soon, I'm going to forcefully give him the Kentucky Thumb"

by SadBoiBrax May 20, 2021

kentucky thumb

When u giver her the Kentucky thumb

Wanna try a new position tonight

Its called the Kentucky thumb

by Hoddel May 21, 2021

Kentucky Thumb

Just stick a thumb in it
Guaranteed to make you squirm as well as her plus its the one move you can do during those few days to a week

Man I had a blast last night, got to use the Kentucky Thumb

by Bigirononhiship69 May 20, 2021