slow bear

A person of less than stunning intelligence, particularly regarding social interactions.

"What's up with your brother? He spent the entire party forcing people listen to him talk about diesel engine repair."

"Yeah sorry about that he's a little slow bear... you gotta be blunt with him."

by thehorse June 11, 2008

care bearing it

To molest stuffed animals in the harshest manner possible.

Dude, where is steve?" "Man, he is at home care bearing it." "Well it's better then drinking and driving, I guess.

by checkoutmynipples February 23, 2011

bear garden

place of sexuall intercourse

meet me at the bear garden after the party

by tizlore January 15, 2008

Care bear

the girl that pretends she's fine but in reality dies a little inside Everytime someone asks if she's ok

Care bears in her room crying over shawn Mendes

by Sis I don't know April 3, 2019

bear tits

hairy nipples

It's a nasty feeling to accidentally feel a girl's bear tits in the dark.

by anamigo June 27, 2010

Cugy Bear

A term used to keep manipulationg women away from innocent bears!No offence hannah:-P

" dats my cugy bear"

by ben January 19, 2004

Bear Pleasurable

"With the incredible magic of the pretty bear, you too will be the best friend like a lot of many people all over the world."

Thus reads a chinese lunch-box, entitled "Bear Pleasurable." It has a picture of a teddy bear on it.

Kevin Zhang's "Bear Pleasurable" lunchbox was an endlesssource of entertainment

by Odin1i February 20, 2009