don't take it personally

1) Polite way of stating an opinion
2) Polite rejection

1) "Don't take it personally, but you are too talkative."
2) "Don't take it personally, but I'm not interested in a relationship right now."

by DNLTM December 9, 2008

take a dump hump

the hump dogs form in their backs when preparing to pinch off a giant loaf.

uh oh, kylie's got the take a dump hump, better get her outside quick!

by CGPinFL June 16, 2011

taking her to the docks

Taking a girl down to the lake with a black guy and proceeding to have unconsented sex with her.

In second life, David and a black guy were taking her to the docks.
At formal, Patrick took Molly to the docks and had a great time!

by AC232323 April 8, 2011

taking back thursday

A kickball team formed by the bands Taking Back Sunday and Thursday (hence:Taking Back Thursday)during down-time at Warped Tour '04.

Person: Is Taking Back Thursday that band that sings "You're So Last Summer"?
Me: Noooo. That's Taking Back SUNDAY. Taking Back THURSDAY is the kickball team.
Person: Oh! Silly me...

by G.G. July 7, 2006

Take the bull by the horns

1. To do something difficult in a determined and confident way.

2. To forcefully attack a difficult situation.

1. Why don't you take the bull by the horns and tell him to leave?

2. I took the bull by the horns and confronted him about his drinking.

by Rebanex April 21, 2008

Taking Grandma to Applebees

Vague sexual euphemism for the act of soaking your hand in water until it becomes wrinkly, and then manipulating your rectum. Popular among an extremely small segment of late night television viewers.

Conan's been in the tub all morning. Last time he did this I caught him taking Grandma to Applebees. I hope he at least trimmed his fingernails first this time.

by Rex Acren November 11, 2010

It takes two to tango

this cannot happen without more than one person

The reason we came out alive is because we worked together. After all, it takes two to tango.

by Light Joker September 5, 2005