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Second-Hand Jackass

A more common form of FBJ (Full Blown Jackass). Commonly referred to by physicians as SHJ, it is passed on to a person through significant exposure to a person(s) infected with FBJ.

Cases of SHJ may be more extreme than FBJ as their bodies are not used to it. However, even though those possessing FBJ may have less severe symptoms, it is incurable.

For symptoms refer to the word Full Blown Jackass.
Rob: "Damn Kane I was such a jackass yesterday to Sarah."

Kane: "You've been hanging around me too much."

Rob: "Oh great, now I have Second-Hand Jackass."
by Kane Maroc January 7, 2009
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Secondhand Cheeseburger

When, during a kiss, you taste the food your partner consumed prior to the kiss. Created after an unfortunate experience at a Burger King.
"What'd you have for lunch?"
"I'd rather not talk about it, Karen gave me a secondhand cheeseburger."
by js1190 July 17, 2009
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second hand mooching

when a person mooches off of a person who is also mooching off of somebody
when Brian is the majority stockholder of IBM, and gave 10 million dollars to Ryan. Fabio decided second hand mooching off Ryan was the way to go.
by big sexy 93 April 6, 2010
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second hand drinking

when a sober person pretends to be drunk or acts stupid among drunk people
is that guy drunk?
no, it's just second hand drinking
by slashthenoob May 8, 2010
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second eats

A noun which describes the sensation one encounters after throwing up in their own mouth and hiding said fact by swallowing their vomit.
“Gross, brah! I shouldn’t have had so much sushi at that all-U-can-eat buffet.. I just got me some second eats, mang!”

A: “Ulanda.. did you just G.E.R.D. again?”
G: “S’all good. It’s just second eats. No biggie.”
by Miss.Class.Ass June 30, 2011
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Sconebe

The combination of the wordsgoing to be”.
Sconebe gettin' that fo sho.

It's sconebe catchin' on.
by mdd44k September 23, 2011
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scone belly

it's when your stomach is flat and the sides curve. leaving you with the effect of a scone belly.
"she has a scone belly"
by rebecca maher November 21, 2011
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