lock it up

when one tells their friend a secret, and said secret teller wants to keep it between those two. Secret teller tells secret reciever to "lock it up"

"Dude, remember that mary girl?"

"Yeah."

"I nailed her last nite. But hey... lock it up."

by Chris Alfrey December 6, 2006

lock your keys in your car

to unintentionally get knocked up or knock up someone else, leaving you with two courses of action: Call a professional, or use a coat hanger.

Guy 1: "So what's up with you and your fuck buddy?"
Guy 2: "Oh man, we have a problem."
Guy 1: "Dude, did you lock your keys in your car?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, out in the high school parking lot."
Guy 1: "Well at least you know your options."

by Pepper Corn October 21, 2008

lock legs and swap gravy

The act of two females scissoring so as to mix their vaginal fluids. (See scissoring)

"I heard those two girls lock legs and swap gravy all the time."

by fur trader March 27, 2010

man on lock down

a person who is dissing sum1 else reli badly

man on lock down

by joslag November 7, 2003

The Hurt Locker

Being ass raped by your fellow sex deprived Marines while on duty in some shit-hole 3rd world country.

Little fucker wouldn't stop bitching so we sent him to The Hurt Locker

by Sacrament Ov Impurity July 6, 2009

"cock lock and drop it"

this is where you take a cock and dance with it.

why pop lock and drop it when you can "cock lock and drop it"...

by getitboo222 December 18, 2007

Locker Fishing

When you go to the gym and there is no one next to your locker, but when you go to leave the gym and there are people at or near yours. They impede your ability to get ready. Therefore you put out your "lure" and you "fish" by attracting others around your locker.

It was nice to get to the gym and work out, but I realize my locker fishing attracted an old guy who decided to pass gas while I was getting dressed.

by otherdamian December 1, 2009