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kill the fatted calf

To host a major celebration.

(Reference to the Parable of the Prodigal Son; mentioned in the Elton John song, "Bennie and the Jets.")
Dave finally graduated; he's going to kill the fatted calf tomorrow evening...should be a blast!
by scottgrizzard April 11, 2020
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kill pack

Person 1: Ayee bro you wanna hit this B?
Person 2: Yuh if u got some good bud in their.
Person 1: Bro u know I only smoke kill pack .
by Getyourmoneyright April 17, 2020
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kill 2 birds with 1 stoner

1.) To go shopping with a stoned friend for munchies and also pick up groceries you need.
2.) A situation where you have to run an errand and a friend tags because they either have something to do in the near where you're heading, want to pick up some weed from your destination, or both.
3.) A situation where a friend or friends are hanging out and toss money in to pick up some extra weed after finding out one of them already planned a deal for themselves.
A: Yeah, man. I'm about to pick up. He said he's about to head out the door in 10 minutes.
D: Mind if I kill 2 birds with 1 stoner and throw in some cash in to get myself some?
A: Sure, why not.

Eric: Me and Dave are gonna run out and pick up some food real quick. Do me a favor and save me a couple hits for when I get back sincr I haven't gotten a hit yet.
Dave: You hear him, we're killing 2 birds with 1 stoner. Let's roll.
by Fro (aka Smokey) May 4, 2020
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Jizz kill

To ruin the fun aka kill the buzz or cock block
by otb customs May 8, 2020
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Kill a spider

I will be right there, I need to "kill a spider"
by Hammertime20 July 16, 2020
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Kill my peanut

Expression used when you’re having a serious issue in your quotidian life.
N°1: My mom stole my chicken and I had big beef with her. So I threw the rest of the chicken in her face.

N°2: Yes dude you had no choices to give yourself some respect.

N°1: Argh, kill my peanut.
by Yslbxtvh August 12, 2020
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Kill Morgan day

The day in which the entire team collectively decides to eliminate Morgan and her bad driving skills. Methods of murder may be decided on via poll
Ugh I can’t WAIT for kill Morgan day...
by Johnjamesjoe August 19, 2020
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