Dude, see that guy over there lifting weights he's a total Chunk Muffin, if you pinched him he'd start crying
by Kuk March 27, 2008
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Man!, Jill's parents came home early and we almost got caught, she definatly will have a sticky muffin until she washes that shit off.
by daydizzle October 24, 2011
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Get the Furry Muffin mug.muffin fucker (v): someone you offers to do something solid but ends up pussin out and being an overall bitch by not closing the deal
Teddy is a muffin fucker because he volunteered to DD us out to the lake but then decided to sleep there instead of driving home like a muffin fucking whore. he will also probably be a muffin fucker and eat all the muffins in the morning too
by Okonkwo12 May 9, 2011
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