Ethan

Cool

Kid: Mom when I grow up I wanna be an Ethan
Mom: I'm so proud of you son

by Omay_\ November 16, 2021

Ethan

A dumbass who missed 4 on his first drivers Ed quiz even though the teacher told us all the questions before hand

Wow you don’t know anything about driving must be named Ethan.

by Above average pickle6969 April 13, 2022

Ethan

I dude with some friends mostly girls. Can pull but waits too long. And usually has a massive cock

Person 1: Hey whose that guy with that massive buldge
Person 2: oh you know it’s just Ethan

by Therealdefinition2022 January 15, 2022

Ethan wright

Fatty bum bum who loves it up the bum and can eat my meat whenever he wants but he just eats whenever he wants

Person: what do you want from McDonald’s?
Ethan Wright: everything.

by Trulysexybeast69420 December 11, 2023

Ethan

The definition of what love looks like. Will bend over backwards to protect those he loves the most. He’s so strong willed in his beliefs and is not shaken very easily. He’s very athletic, strong, patient, loving and overall an amazing guy. If you find yourself an Ethan, never let him go. He will change your life in ways that you’ll never expect. Ethan, if you’re reading this, know that I love you with everything I’ve got.

Me: You see that boy?
Someone: Yeah
Me: That’s my boyfriend, Ethan

by Skthedub December 22, 2021

ethan lomax

A person who loves children or anything which shouldn't be shagged

Ethan lomax fucked a cat once

by Mini mgb April 24, 2022

Ethan

All Ethan’s are straight up Emo and weird

Person 1: hey look that’s Ethan

Person 2: shhh hes Emo
Person 1: oh

by Skibidikat December 24, 2021