Spicy butthole disease

When you consume spicy foods and you feel like it's not gonna come out good later.

I'm gonna have spicy butthole disease later.

Or

I have spicy butthole disease.

by ghostlypeachess February 13, 2020

Stinson disease

Falling deeply for someone, "catching feelings", but denying them because they would make you look weak and dependent.

Andi: I have four girlfriends! That Russian girl is just a close friend, with benefits, that I just like to talk a lot to, hang out...

Louis: Listen, man.. I think you caught the Stinson disease.

Anna: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Russian girl: Skyping with my colleague this evening, we are conducting research together
Anna: What, again?! And does your "colleague" know you caught the Stinson disease?

by L. Sosiska September 19, 2019

Boat launch disease(BLD)

It starts off as a small case of lamenigga-itis , and eventually(if untreated) can and will turn into a number of serious health complications such as: bum bumps, fentanyl addiction, scabies, dizziness upon standing, sudden weakness, super fever, severe picking, white shit in the corner of the mouth, empty pockets at all times, sudden death.

It is very contagious.

That bitch gave me boat launch disease(bld)

by TBSieLee November 13, 2023

diseaseous

Bound to give you a disease if in contact or consumed.

Eating maggot cheese is diseaseous.
Or
That landfill is diseaseous, don’t touch anything!

by JSlice! June 29, 2019

Buggnardian's Disease

The disease in which you are extremely tired, but you can not fall asleep.

"Man, I'm so tired, but I just can't fall asleep. "
"I have your answer right here! You have

Buggnardian's Disease!"

by gnardiebuggs June 14, 2011

Udler Disease

Wearing too many graphic tees, hanging w too many girls, calm, luh, too chill, friends w too many people.

I have a dirty case of “Udler Disease”

by Udler disease unh October 29, 2023

Rohinsons Disease

A fatal condition in which the victim contracts this disease by inhalation of crust particles. There have been 0 documents survivors.

Doctor- I’m sorry to inform you that you have contracted rohinsons disease.

Me- Ok fine I’m rohit

by Anthony McKinsey December 11, 2022