2 kloz 2 duh dirt

This saying is used when someone is stating that they were to close to death for some reason.

Kiayah: hey, babe where have you been why haven’t you been answering my texts or calls?!
Isaac: shi wdp babe I aint respond 2 anythn bkuz I wuz 2 kloz 2 duh dirt n shi i had 2 spend a whole day n duh hospital bein monitored by a workr n shi al night.
Kiayah: oh, okay are you doing and feeling much better now amor??
Isaac: yeu I am babe thankz fo worryin bout me.

by Syk0 Pcz December 26, 2023

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sticky dirt bomb

when you fart after ejaculation into the rectum and the semen seeps out

Adam: Yo Brain, I just heard that Sharon dropped a sticky dirt bomb on her way to work, is she okay?
Brain: *sigh* I'm not sure

by thanos clap May 15, 2020

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dirt head

Someone with dreads who chooses to look homeless but actually isn’t. A trust-fund young adult with outspoken socialist political leanings and filthy clothes often stinking of patchouli or other incense. Dirt heads can typically be found loitering in small groups, generally with dogs and often with musical instruments. Can often be found busking in urban settings or attending small-venue indie musical acts.

Have you seen Abby recently? She’s a dirt head now. Her armpit hair is dirtier than my nutsac after I wiped my ass back-to-front.

by Uncle Butt March 22, 2023

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