Yar Bear

A bear that is good at golf on sunny days.

That yar bear just beat the other tropical animals with its birdie on a par 4. WOW!

by Micheal J Martin October 19, 2003

care bearing it

To molest stuffed animals in the harshest manner possible.

Dude, where is steve?" "Man, he is at home care bearing it." "Well it's better then drinking and driving, I guess.

by checkoutmynipples February 23, 2011

Care bear

the girl that pretends she's fine but in reality dies a little inside Everytime someone asks if she's ok

Care bears in her room crying over shawn Mendes

by Sis I don't know April 3, 2019

Bear Pleasurable

"With the incredible magic of the pretty bear, you too will be the best friend like a lot of many people all over the world."

Thus reads a chinese lunch-box, entitled "Bear Pleasurable." It has a picture of a teddy bear on it.

Kevin Zhang's "Bear Pleasurable" lunchbox was an endlesssource of entertainment

by Odin1i February 20, 2009

Bear pit

A dodgy pub, usually inhabited by older regulars/alcoholics.

Let's not go in that pub, the windows look like they haven't been cleaned for 10 years and it's full of old men. Must be a bear pit.

by b_uk January 1, 2018

Oppey bear

An Oppey Bear is a bear that was an obedient bear. But she fell in loves with a Blakey Dragon. Who was banished from the Dragon kingdom because he murdered one of the bears. He fell in loves with the Oppey Bear. But could not be with her because they weren't allowed. So Oppey Bear ran away and she married the Blakey Dragon. And they lived happily ever after. x

Blakey Dragon: If I profane with my unworthiest hand this holy shrine, the gentle sin is this. My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand to smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss.

Oppey bear: Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much, which mannerly devotion shows in this. For saints have hands that pilgrims' hands do touch, and palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss.

Blakey Dragon: Have not saints lips, and holy palmers, too?

Oppey bear: Ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer.

Blakey Dragon: Then move not, while my prayer's effect I take. (They kiss) Thus from my lips, by thine, my sin is purged.

Oppey bear: Then have my lips the sin that they have took?

Blakey Dragon: Sin from my lips? O trespass sweetly urged! Give me my sin again.

Oppey Bear: )they kiss again) You kiss by the book.

by II_CrundleCop_II September 26, 2010

Cugy Bear

A term used to keep manipulationg women away from innocent bears!No offence hannah:-P

" dats my cugy bear"

by ben January 19, 2004