August 12th

August 12th is national vodka day.

Person 1: “it’s august 12th”
Person 2; “omg I almost forgot!”
Person 1: “Let’s go get drunk on vodka and go make out with a hot dude from France in a club”

Person 2: “Yassss”

by feetlover28447483927 July 29, 2022

August 31st

National sakuatsuiwaoi day.

"On August 31st the person who basically invented sakuatsuiwaoi day was born on this day we celebrate the birth of omijime and sakuatsuiwaoi"

by Xai❢ July 30, 2022

August 6th

National toe wriggling day

Joanne: Why are you wriggling your toes?!
Marla’s: It’s august 6th silly!

by Chickenchipsandsourcream July 30, 2022

August 1st

August 1st is the day you post either your girlfriend or your girl bsf on your story

Girl “OI ITS AUGUST 1st”
Boy “ I POSTED U IDIOT”

by Spidurh July 31, 2022

August 1st

Post your girl bsf day cause they are special as well

post her. No sentence. Its august 1st

by Spidurh July 31, 2022

August 1st

national stay at home day

where is alex?oh yeah its August 1st

by Random person.com July 31, 2022

1st of August

Your girlfriend has to send a soapy tiddy pic

Hey dude you must be so happy it's the 1st of August

by Robertinoooooo111 July 31, 2022