by cracklord69 March 17, 2021
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Dude #2 - I'm jerkin it old school!
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Dude #2 - My internet connection is down so I'm jerking off to my Dad's old stash of porno mags instead!
Dude #2 - I'm jerkin it old school!
Dude #1 - Huh???!!!
Dude #2 - My internet connection is down so I'm jerking off to my Dad's old stash of porno mags instead!
by Tehtonster March 11, 2011
Get the jerkin it old school mug.Someone who is approximately 27 years, 0 days, 0 hours, and 0.0000000000000000000000000000000 seconds old.
He is a 27 year old male who lives in a white van and gives out weird looking candy to kids that went missing years ago.
by TheDinosaurKing777 June 11, 2020
Get the 27 year old mug.I could smell his old wet dog before he railed me but I didn’t care.
Your penis tastes like a fishy snatch. You feeding me an old wet dog?
My wife divorced me after one wet dog too many.
Your penis tastes like a fishy snatch. You feeding me an old wet dog?
My wife divorced me after one wet dog too many.
by Dick Onchin October 14, 2020
Get the Old Wet Dog mug.Sadness when somone needlessly abuses a Warthog Jeep and causes pointless damage to said vehicle. Warthogs appear in the game Halo (and now Halo 2)
by Brendan Gallagher November 16, 2004
Get the Poor-Old Warthog mug.While taking a girl from behind, grab some of her hair in each hand and shout "Now! Dasher, now! Dancer, now! Prancer and Vixen,
"On! Comet, on! Cupid, on! Donder and Blitzen"
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by Mrs Claws September 25, 2013
Get the Old Saint Dick mug.this simply states that if a girl is old enough to read then she is old enough to bleed or have her cherry pooped or sex it up.
Tim: man I can't believe you banged that 6 year old.
Mark: man you know what I say "old enough to read, old enough to bleed"
Mark: man you know what I say "old enough to read, old enough to bleed"
by big tate July 13, 2006
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