Dirty English

Dipping one’s penis into one’s own excrement and using it as a paintbrush to mark out a St. George’s Cross on the forehead of one’s homosexual partner.

The partner is on his knees, as if ready to receive a stinky knighthood.

My forehead still stinks from that dirty English Derek gave me on the weekend.

I look like a hot cross bun since Sven laid that dirty English on me.

by 69buttz December 25, 2020

Dirty Conall

being an absolute legend for fucking every single girl in sight with his big fat lump penis in the arse whilst pouring a moretti in ur moms pussy

Wow look at dirty conall being an absolute legend for fucking every single girl in sight with his big fat lump penis in the arse whilst pouring a moretti in ur moms pussy

by Aaron-has-a-lump April 19, 2020

The Dirty Thermos

the dirty thermos- the act of getting naked and stuffing one's butt hole with powdered hot chocolate mix and then farting it into someone's face.

I was gonna give him a blowjob but i decided to give him the dirty thermos.

by spankthatass December 7, 2012

dirty dirk

T bagging a clown while getting fucked in the ass on a tractor

Man, last night was crazy, I was so wasted, me Chad, and Ken did a dirty dirk.

by FireSpring July 13, 2020

The Dirty Potter

Inspired by the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Potter consists of the sticking your index finger inside your partner's rectum and then, upon retraction, smearing a humble lightning bolt on their forehead.

"I took my girlfriend to see that new Harry Potter film, where she became aroused to the idea of me performing the Dirty Potter on her later...which I did!"

by i'veabandonedmymilshake! July 16, 2009

Dirty Duval

When you are giving your old lady the good "D" and cum in your hand, cusping it ever so gently over her head while you continue giving her that good "D" until she cums. Then take your hand (still cusping your now slightly cold jizz) and wipe it on her face while saying "Simba"

I was giving Casey the 'Dirty Duval' last night an that crazy bitch started licking my hand!

by #Fistingmatters June 10, 2021

Dirty Gnome

A person who is often maligned for being something that they are not, usually referred in the context of being filthy, scruffy, disorganised, with alleged underhand tactics.

Occasionally used in a competitive setting to express the pressure a person feels
Guy 1: An Archery Champion: “That Archer is a Dirty Gnome”

Used to explain why something unexplainable has happen to them
Guy 2 Xarett: It must have been down to the Dirty Gnome.

Often used by others to explain away their failings and incorrectly proportion blame
Guy 3 Dimitry: “I missed. It must have been because of the Dirty Gnome”

Used when you are not sure if the advice you received is helpful or designed to be off putting
Guy2: “Was that the Dirty Gnome's idea?

by Charles3rd October 23, 2019