When you are constipated to the point where your hard deer like shit pellets are compacted against your anus wall resulting in the formation of a hard, bumpy, phallic shaped demon that when expelled from your bowels after a few days of hibernation poop rapes you,resulting in a tearing and bleeding of your universal o ring and depending on the person sometimes a shameful arousal.
i was laid up in the hospital for a few days and was given so many opiates that after a few days of being unable to defecate i finally succumbed to taking a suppository which led to me ultimately being poop raped.
by otto outre February 10, 2017
1. your mom gave me the worst poop dick i have ever had.
2. awwwww fuck, i got poop dick because of your dad.
3. that hobo gave me mad ass poop dick.
2. awwwww fuck, i got poop dick because of your dad.
3. that hobo gave me mad ass poop dick.
by richard gailey November 19, 2005
When you squeeze honey into someone's ass, and then lick the asshole clean. Then the person proceeds to take a honey covered shit on your chest, hence Winnie the Poop!
by Wolfe Four March 08, 2007
A game you and your friends play where one friend goes to poop and then texts mass amounts of people before they do poop. They Everyone has to find that person before they finish pooping. If this happens to you, you will receive a text saying POOP!. This usually works best when no one expects this like when in school or at work. By the way opposite sex bathrooms are not off limits so go where ever you can to find this person.
In the middle of class I received a text saying POOP! because my friend joe was playing poop and seek.
by Danny Is the shit November 16, 2007
The poop stain is how the dumbshits tell the front of their underwear from the back.
Also the poop stain can be what you would find on a towel that some chick used to wipe herself after anal sex.
Also the poop stain can be what you would find on a towel that some chick used to wipe herself after anal sex.
dumbshit thinks in the morning "brown back, yellow front.. good thing i can tell from the poop stain."
that bitch left a damn poop stain on my towel.
that bitch left a damn poop stain on my towel.
by Rhynoo June 29, 2005
When you poop on a girl's chest and then smear it so it looks like a necklace. Very similar to a pearl necklace, except with poop.
"So the other day I was hanging out with this girl, next thing you know I'm giving her a poop necklace."
by Tom Shane March 17, 2008
the greatest book ever, ages 2 and up. tells young children about the defecation cycle or . . . whatever it's called, it's an awesome book
by bagpipehustler July 30, 2006