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text houdini

A person who texts you and then randomly stops responding back to you as if disappearing off the earth in a Houdini-esque manner. Can be frustrating when a significant other acts like this repeatedly.
Chick- "Hey how are you?
Guy- "I'm doing quite well. what's up?"
..........No response...................
Guy- "Hello? Did you get abducted by pirates?"
Guy- "Text houdini?"
by stuffaboutstuff May 30, 2011
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Text Coach

A person who helps you text back a girl who you really like but you dont know what to say.
it sucks when i want to keep texting her but i dont know what to say. i need my text coach
by swollmaster July 19, 2011
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textation

To converse through text messages.
Im having a great textation with my friend about class today.
by jermanietedo December 28, 2011
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text over

That annoying situation when one or both people in a text conversation are using smart phones and text each other so rapidly to get their points across it appears they are talking over each other. In regular conversation, said texter(s) or would be known as that rude person who always interrupts you.
itexter: hey do you want to go to dinner?
avgjoe: typing...(i would love to-)
itexter: we can go to that sushi place
avgjoe: dismisses message, keeps typing (...but i have-)
itexter: i know you said you wasted to last week
itexter: hahaha *wanted
avgjoe: I CANT!!

avgjoe: I hate when you text over me!!
by lovetotext June 16, 2012
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Text Break

When you find yourself always texting your boyfriend or girlfriend first but stop for as long as you can in order to see how long it would take for them to text you first. Usually ends up with the intended partner cutting off all communications because they arent interested in how you feel or how your day is going or what you are doing. Said partner is usually only interested in sex but leads you to think otherwise.
Kate knew she was getting played after she decided to go on a text break and Adam forgot she existed.
by pissedoff94 March 27, 2014
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textbook basic

noun: one whose lifestyle, personality, behaviors, or situation are so simple that they are described completely and frequently in various foundational, introductory, or base-level textbooks; often but not necessarily one who finds great difficulty in circumstances with which a reasonable person would not struggle
David is such a textbook basic that my Psych 101 book had covered all of his problems by the third page.
by chronofiler October 22, 2014
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Textative

The frequency and amount you text during the day. Some days you're more textative than others.
You're not very textative today, is everything ok?
by big-pun May 15, 2015
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