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Mismatched Sock

The impossible act of reaching into the ass of a male human and pull his penis and testicles out through his asshole.
Michael irritated Dylan so Dylan gave Michael a mismatched sock. Ouch!
by xX.mismatched.sock.Xx March 30, 2009
mugGet the Mismatched Sockmug.

poop sock

upon withdrawl of the penis from the anal cavity, the inner lining of the rectum protrudes externally, forming a sock around the penis.
"As I ripped my cock out of her ass, I noticed a poop sock hanging between her butt cheeks."
by shitlockers October 3, 2007
mugGet the poop sockmug.

Sock Monkey

The act of stuff a banana inside of a Vagina, then peeling and eating it while still inside.
I love eating my girlfriends sock monkey every night.
by slevin87 November 15, 2010
mugGet the Sock Monkeymug.

sock it to me

(v) meaning the action of socking ones face with thy fist or other object in a forceful manner.
R-E-S-P-E-C-T find out what it means to me,
R-E-S-P-E-C-T take care of TCB, (sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, etc).
by beth harris November 19, 2005
mugGet the sock it to memug.

cock sock

another word for a condom i think makes more sense
hey Willy dont forget to wrap your willy with a cock sock
by Megz May 13, 2005
mugGet the cock sockmug.

sock ass

Watching "Pink Flamingos" will forever imprint sock ass on your psyche.
by don nalgotas September 14, 2005
mugGet the sock assmug.

u sock

The alternative name for someone being a bad person or you hating them.
by Gummy Cake09 January 18, 2017
mugGet the u sockmug.

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