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The Slippery Penguin

This is a sexual position which can only be performed in an ice-rink.

The female sits with her legs apart on the ice whilst the male runs and slides along the ice on his knees and enters his partner.
Male:

"There's an ice rink opening tonight in our town, do you want to go down late and attempt the slippery penguin?"

Female:
"Why not? YOLO!"
by JohnOfTheDoybervilles October 15, 2014
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packet shapper

A packet shapper is any kind of software that regulates the internet usages. Check to see if it's loaded on the fire wall if you gets disconnect a lot.
I told him to check with his IT people top see if there is a packet shapper loaded on their fire wall. A packet shapper is any kind of software that regulates the internet usages.
by JaquesPascarella May 13, 2015
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silent slippers

A fart that comes out of your ass that you didn't mean to intentionally let that is extremely quiet. "Like slippers on a floor".
I was in a meeting at work when I suddenly felt a grumble in my stomach, I couldn't up and leave at that momemt; however, some silent slippers popped out of me like a squeezed balloon.
by Simplyme200099 October 4, 2015
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screen shopper

A broke individual who shops online but can't afford anything. Like a window shopper would do.
Boy 1: That girl over there is always looking up things she's can't afford
Boy 2: she's a screen shopper
by buckwyld94 October 17, 2015
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Soggy Slipper

Inserting your foot inside a woman's vagina. Think fisting for a big girl.
Jack did it with two girls at once, and had a matching pair of soggy slippers.
by Wolfling July 26, 2016
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Hood Slippers

Sandals without toe thongs; slides
I don't have time to lace my sneaks, so I'm gonna rock my hood slippers.
by Shalomd3 July 24, 2016
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mud slippers

the slimy layer of lube and feces left behind after anal footing.
i'll join you in the hot tub as soon as i wash off my mud slippers.
by saltycreamfest September 20, 2016
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