the royal we

A social offense that can be called out when one is being falsely spoken for.

"God, we got so plastered last night."
"The royal we. I had a vodka tonic and called it quits. You got so shitfaced you puked on my jacket and then attempted to fornicate with it."
"Good times. We have fun."
"Go fuck a blender."

by Darren C January 3, 2008

royal pain in the ass

my mother

my mother is a royal pain in the ass.

by k-nuts September 14, 2003

Royal Challengers Banglore

A world class team known for winning hearts #PlayBold #ESCN

royal challengers banglore is the best team ever.

by SaffronNaruto April 8, 2021

The Royal Wedding

The upcoming wedding between Prince William of Wales, second in line to the throne and 'commoner' Kate Middleton to be held on the 29th April 2011, shown to billions of people around the world.

The most eagerly anticipated event in the entire history of the world if you believe the British tabloids.

British Tabloid:
THE ROYAL WEDDING IS NEXT WEEK11!!!
OMFG WAITY KAITY TO MARRY WILLIAM!!!
KATE TOO SKINNY TO MARRY!!11!!!
KATE IS TOO MUCH LIKE DIANA!1!!
CAN A COMMONER REALLY BECOME QUEEN??!
WHICH WEDDING DRESS WILL KATE WEAR??!!!

Rest of World: Who even cares?

by Fighting Fit May 14, 2011

royal trucks

a sick,sick joke they dont last
get the krux downlows they rule (i have neon pink)

eric koston is only fooling himself...

by A.J.M. December 24, 2003

Royflogger

A sex position involving the girl on the boys shoulders. The boy then eats her out.

Boy: Did you enjoy the ROYFLOGGER Steph?
Girl: You know it. Can we do it again tonight John?
Boy: You know it :P

by sexiesoftheland December 26, 2008

Royal Randy

Prior to having anal sex, a dude fills the toilet with a large coiler. He then proceeds to start ramming his lady in the ass, at the moment he is about to bust a nut, he stuffs her head into the shit filled bowl and flushes it. swirl blumpy slumpy blumpy

Last night I wanted to show this chick how much I liked her, so before we fucked, I dropped off some huge mounds of shit in the toilet and gave her a royal randy!

by nickopa January 25, 2010