Nathan Melon

gae homo sexual kid who likes to be a man hoe he is just weird and quuer

Nathan Melon

by jsidfiuosdhfhiusdfiuhsiduf June 18, 2019

nathan

<3

Person 1: <3 nathan
Person2: !!

by imeanidkbutsure February 6, 2024

Nathan

Nathan is a nerd virgin who always has a strangely patterned winter coat on. His glasses are thicker than molasses and he gets no bitches. He has a scar on his right cheek because a bullet grazed his face when he was but a chil’. His bedtime is definitely 7:00 pm and everyone makes fun of him because he plays coolmath games on his crusty laptop. His backpack is taller than him and he could definitely fit inside it. He a runner he a track star. If you see a Nathan, RUN because he is always faster.

“Wait, is that Coat Boy?”
“No, that’s my boy Nathan”

by GILF_hunter666 May 9, 2022

Nathan Party

An event and household full of grown ass men and no females.

Why is all these niggas in here and no hoes bro? Idk bro, I guess we at a Nathan Party

by MLStayTweakin December 24, 2023

nathan

oh yeah nathan is definitely at least a little autistic and listens to avenged sevenfold

i hate nathan

"hey nathan whats good man how you been"

"i have 4 new interesting facts to tell you about and they all have to do with freddy mercury"

by iniish April 23, 2023

Nathan

That one guy at your school who is constantly horny, like all the time. He walks around with a boner and is staring at people.

"Nathan, is that a pencil in your pants?"
"no."

by RinTamashiNoKami April 22, 2022

Nathan VanDiscGolf

A fictional character associated with the sport of disc golf. Nathan is comparable as the Santa Clause of Disc Golf, truest a founding father and a true fun character for the children.

Andrew you fucking suck Nathan VanDiscGolf could have made that shot with his eyes closed.

by Jlusk July 30, 2022