Bread brain

A very lethal disease brought on by the over-consumption of bread. Usually prevented via a future version of yourself coming back and warning you to stop, or just general lack of hunger.
Bing, although warned by his future self, died of bread brain in Bing Radio 2... Yet somehow revived for the next episode
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shite for brains

Did you really put a pizza in the oven for 30 minutes without turning the fucking oven? Come on, shite for brains, use common sense!
by what do i care 125 February 09, 2022
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brain hurt

a mild headache caused by someone confusing or acting abnormally towards you.
or
caused when you don't know how to talk to someone because they are so different from you
Christina: "I don't understand video-games they are a waste of time"
Sam: "You make my brain hurt"
by Thunderfarts January 03, 2018
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Crouton-Brain

A crouton-brain is a term used for individuals who are overall a waste of space. They more than likely are uneducated, but feel the need to be heard, ill-mannered and have a sense of undeserving self-confidence... although some are disguised as attractive on the outside. Typically a crouton will pretend to have similar interests to fit into the social setting they placed themselves into, and do not carry a sense of individuality, sophistication or class. Lacking any true intellectual substance or awareness.
This crouton-brain I saw at the bar wouldn’t stop talking about politics while drunk and it was obvious by their vocabulary they were uninformed, but continued to scream at strangers and spill their drink.
by candiedbones January 13, 2021
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tane brain

A Butane induced headache from consuming a cannabis concentrate not purged of the aforementioned gas.
I smoked too much of that generic brand shatter and end up with tane brain.
by Gfunk66 December 23, 2019
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Shlong for brains

Used for somebody that has done something stupid, or as a general mocking insult. From the word shlong
"you shlong for brains!!"

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"Yo shlong for brains, how art thee?"
by Adam the Flatulent October 11, 2007
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brain guy

From the television show, Mystery Science Theater 3000. Also called "Observer", the Brain guy is pale, wears a purple cloak over white robes and carries his brain in a petri dish. While possessing both Omnipotence and Omniscience, brain guy is rather lackadaisical in the goal of taking over the world, more content with observing. Despite claiming to not possess a body, Brain Guy does partake in activities like eating chili dogs and drinking beer.
Pearl Forrester: Brain Guy, get over here and save my bacon again!
by Tuba Jesus December 10, 2018
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