Daddy Meme Master

Master of all memes. Basically controls the universe. Is the most spiritual being in existence, besides the holy trinity (Harambe, Shrek, and the holy avocado).

Please daddy meme master, fill me up with your organic memes! * moaning *

by Sadvacado August 19, 2016

Jizz master J

cronic masterbating, someone that always has a hand on his cock, not afraid to wip that mother out

nice puddle now i got nut on my shoe jizz master J

by k-bizzle March 21, 2003

african ass master

a sexual position similar to the doggy style in which case when the male partner is about to cum he starts to brutally slap the females ass like a drum solo

last night my husband gave me an African ass master...now i cant sit down...

by sol badazz July 16, 2011

sketch master plus

someone who is sketch on the highest of levels. they are weird as all hell and just sketchy beyond belief.

"Doug was a sketch master plus after he caressed Corey's soft face out of nowhere."

"Oh, damn, check out this sketch master plus...lock the doors, this guy is sketch as fuck!"

by Kevin FitzGerald June 6, 2005

jedi chopstick master

someone who is asian and eats with chopsticks very fast

lemme have chicken and broc...whoop (asian ate the broccoli faster than a speeding bullet with his chopsticks)

woah he's like a jedi chopstick master...which was coined by andrew

by darejar March 9, 2008

Chode Master General

a general master of taking chode up the ass

Joshua Dale Rosenberger was awarded the Chode Master General award for having the most chodes up his ass at one time and for having a nasty girlfriend

by bubbles333 March 6, 2007

fuck me master

The phrase screamed by ash as he is fucking himself for me.

Oh, please fuck me master

by Master___ October 15, 2017