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Logan

A popular boy’s name from 2020- a derogatory name to call someone, typically a boy between the ages of 10-18, used in the same way as ‘Karen’ (which usually refers to middle-aged women).

For example, a Logan is a disrespectful kid with a fluffy tiktok haircut that makes him look like an overgrown 2012 Justin Bieber. He’s got a dirt bike and thinks it’s funny asf to bark at pretty girls and acts like it isn’t rude or stupid. He constantly chases clout but feels nothing inside. Obnoxious and no one thinks he’s actually funny, at least once they get out of middle school.
“That Logan over there catcalled me, and he’s dressed and acts like a twelve year old boy. God, how can anyone be so like— not self-aware?”
by Mandy V. December 6, 2023
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Logan

A waste of space who should off themselves,

or Give up in a life. He's an absolute loner with no life purpose He doesn't resort to drugs or alcohol. But he does soak himself in loneliness every single day.
Woooooah man don't be such a Logan
by S†@rry March 22, 2025
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Logan

He is usually a very good valorant player averaging 20 kills per match, and he is radiant with a KD of 2.53, also a massive horse cock and big tatas
wow you are logan!
by Lamboghatti January 18, 2021
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Logan

Logan is a god
by Urban Fax November 15, 2021
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Logan Paul

A Dickhead that films dead bodies for a living, He has a Lego Brother Jake Paul who is a cringey shit youtuber they are both stars in the entertainment side but they are not really stars
Logan Paul is a Dickhead, He films Dead bodies.
by Ignite Gaming March 26, 2020
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Logan

He is the man💪. When you need something done you can count on him. This also goes for bjs and other sexual needs🥵😫. He is a giant in both height and length, and loves his kind bars (in more ways than one 😉).
Damn his shlong dong reminds me of Logan.
by Tomothy29 April 26, 2022
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Logan

Logan is a very kind and empathetic guy who cares for the people around him. He is a good Christian and wholeheartedly denies the existence of evolution, and as a result, will fall prey to natural selection. When he speaks his voice may remind you of a sweet and loving little girl pestering you to buy her something from Mr Whippy. If you listen too long you could become inspired to achieve greatness or get a throbbing headache and there's always the possibility that you bleed from your ears.
Guy 1: Did you know that brown is actually just dark orange.
Logan: No you're stupid.
Guy 1: Stop committing ad hominem.
Guy 2: Idk, it does look kinda like dark orange to me.
Guy 3: Is that daddy Logan!? *whips out cock and furiously masturbates*
Logan: So brown people just don't exist! And they're people are more related to Donald Trump than they think?
Guy 1: See you still haven't presented a counter-argument.
by Obama234 April 26, 2020
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