a) An organization or entity whose sole purpose is promoting its own existence and splendor.
b) Any act whose primary consequence is the agrandizement of the actor
In both instances, the organization and/or act are inherently useless.
b) Any act whose primary consequence is the agrandizement of the actor
In both instances, the organization and/or act are inherently useless.
Armed Forces celebrating Memorial Day and Veterans' Day or the Catholic Church preaching from its own translation of the Bible are about as useful as a self-licking ice cream cone.
by der Hahn December 19, 2010

We're going to drink the bottle of Sirius Petit Sirah that my dad gave me to make our teeth purple, and then we're going to get naked and become cum-sucking, ass-licking ghouls and go Trick-or-Treating in our dorm and see how many cadets want sucked off or rimmed!
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The act of distracting a person long enough to spit on an orifice and stick them with any and all appendages. Copyright @Jeremy Winchester 2009.
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A homosexual male who enjoys performing fellatio and rimjobs on other males. The -tard suffix implies some degree of mental or physical retardation
by way2goMENSA December 26, 2010
