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self-licking ice cream cone

a) An organization or entity whose sole purpose is promoting its own existence and splendor.

b) Any act whose primary consequence is the agrandizement of the actor

In both instances, the organization and/or act are inherently useless.
Armed Forces celebrating Memorial Day and Veterans' Day or the Catholic Church preaching from its own translation of the Bible are about as useful as a self-licking ice cream cone.
by der Hahn December 19, 2010
mugGet the self-licking ice cream conemug.
A cum-sucking, ass-licking ghoul is a guy who gives blowjobs, rims assholes and has purple teeth.
We're going to drink the bottle of Sirius Petit Sirah that my dad gave me to make our teeth purple, and then we're going to get naked and become cum-sucking, ass-licking ghouls and go Trick-or-Treating in our dorm and see how many cadets want sucked off or rimmed!
by eda-skip October 10, 2021
mugGet the cum-sucking, ass-licking ghoulmug.

Can I lick your lemon?

When a man will approach a woman, and ask her can i lick your lemon, or her vagina.
My boyfriend came up to me and said, "Can I lick your lemon?" I said yes.
by britt&blairarecool August 31, 2010
mugGet the Can I lick your lemon?mug.
someone who has so much sex that he/she becomes a slut.
YOU PUSSY-LICKING ASS-FUCKING SLUT!!!! NO MORE FUCKING SEX FOR YOU!!!!
by tunip the vegimal March 15, 2022
mugGet the Pussy-Licking Ass-Fucking Slutmug.

Tricky Tricky lick n sticky

The act of distracting a person long enough to spit on an orifice and stick them with any and all appendages. Copyright @Jeremy Winchester 2009.
I gave her the tricky tricky lick n sticky, and stuck my dick up her ass.
mugGet the Tricky Tricky lick n stickymug.
A homosexual male who enjoys performing fellatio and rimjobs on other males. The -tard suffix implies some degree of mental or physical retardation
Steven Louis Pappas is the epitomy of what it means to be a cock-sucking, ass-licking fagtard.
by way2goMENSA December 26, 2010
mugGet the Cock-sucking, ass-licking fagtardmug.

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