Jose Bustamante

A Jose Bustamante is a chubby Mexican with a bald head who Everyone teases because why not, he’s a Jose Bustamante! It’s funny! Don’t be A Jose bustamante
Don’t be a Jose Bustamante cries like a little girl when his tacos have too much salsa or his Grande White skinny Vanilla Latte is too Hot at Starbucks then complains to the manager. He pets everyone’s little doggies and makes baby noises. He’s that friend who drinks too much when you go out then pees his pants. Don’t Be a Jose Bustamante
by Jewcy707 January 2, 2020
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Jose’s are spontaneous humans who adore pleasing the ones they care most about. They have a bit of a feisty side to them with loads of attitude. Theirs never a dull moment with a Jose! To have one as your best friend is rare since they rarely trust anyone, despite how easy it is for them to make friends. Jose’s tend to think of others needs before their own, which can lead for them to bottle up their emotions. They love spoiling the ones they care most about and refuse to let you pay for anything. If you have a jose as your friend, you’re one lucky person!
Jose loves to binge watch harry potter movies and wishes he was a wizard himself!
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Jose is the best skater in sylmar and better than Paxton
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