Alabama Fire Extinguisher

The act of blowing a load on someone's face when milk is unavailable, in order to relieve the burning sensation they have from being doused with pepper spray, while a Britney Spears song plays

Jimmy facking used a Alabama Fire Extinguisher on his cousin Robbie at the fackin family BBQ.

by Diknonymous March 28, 2025

GEICO fire extinguisher

A conflagration-douser dat's so easy to operate, even a caveman could use it.

If yer favorite primitive-hominid buddy wants to train for joining da local fire department, it might be wise to start him off wif a GEICO fire extinguisher --- no fussy pins, levers, or nozzles to learn about; he would merely need to hit it wif his club to make it operate.

by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025

arjonosaurus fire extinguisher

the act of ejaculating at a females pubic hair then setting it on fire, then putting it out with your semen.

me and my friend got bored so we did the most flabbergasting supercalifragilisticexpialidocious arjonosaurus fire extinguisher in our whole life

by arjonosaurus August 27, 2025

hey spongebob what are yall eatin

YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GET THE HELL OUTA HERE!!!!

Sandy: hey spongebob what are yall eatin
spoinkle doink: YOU CANT HAVE ANY GET THE HELL OUTA HERE!!!!

by Mr. Squidward February 28, 2024