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california elmo

A person who smokes a shit ton of weed and loves to fish
That kids smoking and fishing what a California Elmo
by Undiedstick June 14, 2017
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California sundreaming

A longing for California.

A depression from being away from it, or a longing to visit or live there.
Person a: why's Caroline crying?

Person b: she's California sundreaming again.
by Rainydear August 29, 2017
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California Baseball

Inspired by the New York Giants and Brooklyn Dodgers relocating across the country in the 1950s, it’s a single sex session that takes two lovers from one corner of a house, apartment, or other dwelling to the opposite corner with no loss of penetration.
Tito and Rosa had tried every acrobatic position in the book, so last Saturday they challenged themselves to complete a game of California Baseball.
by Pod of Thunder February 19, 2024
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California Affect

When Californians move to a city en masse and turn it into the next L.A.
My parents and all their friends are moving to Boise, because Idaho is like so L.A. (California Affect)
by Idaho208 December 3, 2021
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California

A very big state on the Pacific Coast. It's got beaches, nice weather, LA, San Francisco, and San Diego, each unique cities unlike any other. Redwood trees, snowy mountains, dry and barren mountains, empty desert, islands, and farms. Very nice state, however high taxes and homeless people. Some say the whole thing will fall into the sea, but that can't happen. However we can have big quakes every so often.
Dude 1: Bro, do you smell smoke?
Dude 2: Ya, it's that time of year that half of California catches on fire again!
by DabbingIsSo2015 May 13, 2021
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California Standoff

A double jerk consisting of two men. First to fire wins. Ready, Aim, Rub!
That hurts, Jimmy. Rub slower so I can win this California Standoff.
by Mr. OJay May 21, 2017
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HWale California

The best jungler the West has ever seen. The next canyon. Proud member of +25cm. Born without genitals. Granny enjoyer. Is feared across the rift. Had a foursome in a coatch once. Horses were involved (maybe). Intim relationship with HWale Blauwal because he has akshan as profile picture /african memba. Was birthed with extremly high elo gameplay. He/Crocodile
OMG (said by female). " I just saw a play by HWale California. I came 3 times."
by Bardo Beutlin March 6, 2022
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