Crotch Jerky

When she’s not in the mood or dry in the vaginal area.

Damn my girl has have been having hella crotch jerky lately she’s s never in the mood.

by Eatmijello July 19, 2018

Crotch coma

Much like impotence for men, a crotch coma is a period of time when your lady parts cannot physically perform despite any emotional urge to get busy

I'm super attracted to him but no matter how good the foreplay is, I'm in crotch coma and cannot respond sexually.

by 518cargirl May 10, 2021

crotch bucket

One that puts many things in the crotch.

"Has your mom always been such a crotch bucket?"

by millamic June 13, 2009

Crotch Held Device

Most people would call it a hand held device, I call it a crotch held device.

Please see crothchphones. Crotch held device.

by 1666 February 24, 2018

crotch wave

that feeling when you are suddenly moved up suddenly and you get a weird feeling in your crotch.

Chris: Dude You went down too fast on the seesaw I got crotch wave
Charlie: Oh sorry man

by friggles December 19, 2021

Crotch slinger

A subpar avid Only Fans user with ~50 followers on the gram that sling shots her pussy and/or his dong to anyone who accepts it. Think of a freshman in college, a two bit or most notably a 2021 prostitute.

Look at this crotch slinger going after anyone that’ll take it. That two bit is always crotch slinging!

by crotchdong October 30, 2021

Waffle Crotch

Someone who is emotionally and/or sexually confused;
Someone who mistreats fiiiine ladies

fiiiiine Girl 1: Wow that guy is such a d-bag!
fiiiiine Girl 2: Nah he's just a waffle crotch.

by wafflecrotch101 August 31, 2018