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left centre

Drinking or consuming drugs to excess. So inebriated that upon attempting to sit down on the toilet one misses and takes the left half of the seat right to the centre. Of their rear, that is.
"Broski, I just overheard that lesbian say she went left centre. She must really be pickled!"
by silkbowtie January 11, 2012
mugGet the left centremug.

Left foot on the bible

A hillbilly term for swearing to god you're telling the truth.
Left foot on the Bible I did NOT sleep with your sister lover!
by iamcoppo February 27, 2017
mugGet the Left foot on the biblemug.

Gorman-left

Women in academia or similar fields of work that are incredibly left leaning, wear colourful wools, have pink hair and glasses that suggest a strong opinion.
Oh Abigail? Yeah, she's very Gorman-left. Some of the things she says are too woke to handle.
by epiwonk July 11, 2024
mugGet the Gorman-leftmug.

i left

Person 1: dude I heard that January got cancelled from next year
Person 2: i left
Person 1: oh damn
by CrayolaKlay June 20, 2022
mugGet the i leftmug.

up satan's left nostril

Used to describe something lost in an area usually frequented by the speaker after they have checked every possible location it could be.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen the tea I bought last week?

Person 2: No, where did you lose it?

Person 1: In my apartment. I've turned the place upside down and the only place it could at this point be would be up satan's left nostril.
by ScrunglyBingus February 27, 2023
mugGet the up satan's left nostrilmug.

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