The Ancestor's Battlecry: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to peri anal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Ancestor's Battlecry: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

the first to die at the end

SPOILERS!!
A book that will rip out your heart, along with Valentino’s.

Person one: “have you read The first to die at the end?”

Person two: “no I haven’t, should I?”

Person: “If you want to be screaming crying, then yes you should read the first to die at the end”

by Doopndoo December 31, 2023

The First Monday

The first Monday of December when it is acceptable to start playing Christmas music

Sam: why did Tommy get beat?

Jim: oh, he played Christmas music before the first Monday

by 1stoftheweek November 25, 2019

first cousin-aunt

Parent's female first cousin.

My first cousin-aunt is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

Camille 'Angie' Yemba; The First Juvenile Release:The First Juvenile Release

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Camille 'Angie' Yemba; The First Juvenile Release:The First Juvenile Release

by InterpersonalCommunication February 22, 2025

First time prisoner defense

The first time prisoner defense is a self-defense move which involves pooping yourself or your pants in order to avoid being raped.

This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.

"Damn, I heard George is going to prison for murder. I hope he brings lube hahaha"

"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."

by BadgerNoise February 26, 2022

Iori Yagami (Iowa): 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release.

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Person 343: Iori Yagami (Iowa): 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025