Thomas the man of all men with the smallest penis. Super attractive and funny but such a disappointment when he drops his drawers. Ladies feel bad for him to say the least. If you’re dating a Thomas just be prepared to not feel a thing.
by Choo choo Thomas October 25, 2019
Get the Thomas mug.Australian (specifically Victoria) - A more polite way of calling someone a cunt.
Australians are quite fond of using the word cunt but there are cases where your audience would be offended or outraged. Using Ken Thomas instead, provides camouflage to your insult.
Not to be used in a positive sense. Aka sick cunt, mad cunt.
Australians are quite fond of using the word cunt but there are cases where your audience would be offended or outraged. Using Ken Thomas instead, provides camouflage to your insult.
Not to be used in a positive sense. Aka sick cunt, mad cunt.
You're making a fool out of me in front of everyone, you absolute Ken Thomas.
You're acting like a bloody Ken Thomas.
Are you trying to be a Ken Thomas? Because you're succeeding.
You're a Ken Thomas!
That guy was such a Ken Thomas!
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by DhaliLlaminator July 18, 2024
Get the Ken Thomas mug.Big dick! Stong sex game! Deep eyes that catch you by surprise. Bad tempered but means well a Thomas is a catch and every night one to remember.
by Jjhindle1586 November 23, 2021
Get the Thomas mug.A socially retarded white teenager who is captain of 4 different meme-making industries. He likes to write books and design video games for other people, but he's paid minimum wage. He claims he's good at the piano but the only songs he really even knows how to play is a shitload of nursery rhymes and All Star. When it comes to the ladies he's about as smooth as sandpaper covered in broken glass. He gets roasted on the daily by everybody in his school, but he uses their insults as an advantage to make more memes.
"Hey gee wizz, I should talk to that girl over there I like"
"Thomas, no don't. You'll act socially retarded again."
"PFFT. Nahh"
-Walks over to girl-
"...I DESPERATELY WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO A SCHOOL BOY"
-Gets pepper sprayed-
"Thomas, no don't. You'll act socially retarded again."
"PFFT. Nahh"
-Walks over to girl-
"...I DESPERATELY WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO A SCHOOL BOY"
-Gets pepper sprayed-
by That random guy thing November 10, 2018
Get the Thomas mug.Name of a wavy sidewalk on Holland Street in St. Thomas, Ontario, Canada.
One could say it's a representation of the city's gene pool.
One could say it's a representation of the city's gene pool.
by J00n10r August 12, 2019
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bro my name is literally Thomas how dare you defy me!
sorry bro, I didn't realize you were so great, bro...
sorry bro, I didn't realize you were so great, bro...
by Decider of Definitions! March 8, 2022
Get the Thomas mug.When an accident occurs that is both funny and improbable; a situation that would only happen to a Thomas. Something that would happen to a cartoon character.
by RedMoonRising January 11, 2024
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