smock joke

A mixture of the word "smock" (refering to the article of clothing) and of the phrase "cock joke" which was popularized by Stamper from his newgrounds parody.
Smock Jesus: Hey Brandon, cock joke!
Smock God: *looks at smock* Smock Joke.
by SaintSin14 October 26, 2008
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Lasse joke

a joke that's so bad, you to act that you're laughing
oh that's such a Lasse joke
by TheRareBlueFanta January 30, 2019
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Resist joke

a joke that is based off of something sexually attracting or something sexual
someone post cropped ankha porn "Resist joke"
by yng mickey October 02, 2021
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no-joke hikes

No joke hikes are hikes that more than a "hike" in the suburbs, where moms go to the park for a 30 minute "hike" and then head to the bar. No joke hikes are at least four miles long, you may even schedule your vacations to have these types of hikes in them and they are not an excuse just to head to the bar.
Me: I have to get in shape for this trip?
Them: Where are you going?
Me: I'm hiking the Canyonlands in April with the Explorer Chicks. Our longest hike is 11 miles. Others are 5 miles.
Them: WoW! Thats a no-joke hikes!
by Siouxsie Supertramp January 11, 2021
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joke fuck

When you and your female friend have coitus but only as a joke
Kamryn, i know we fucked last night but i was just kidding. Ya know i thought you were in on the joke fuck. I thought we could both have a laugh about it today at work.
by BigRodRodney November 24, 2019
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Dad Joke Day

Feb. 21st is National Dad Joke Day. ON this day you must make a point to tell, listen and laugh at a Dad joke!
by Brillo! February 22, 2021
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jokes pal

when a ENGLISH guy makes jokes.
ME: Bruh you look like an old Bitch!
MOM: What did you say!?
ME: its just jokes pal!
by Dreyk February 08, 2017
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