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lukes your mum jokes

the worst your mum jokes out there... with no one laughing but himself
guy 1: your chicken looks dry as hell
luke: your mum is dry as hell

lukes your mum jokes
by jason leland April 27, 2022
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Your

Short for You’re which is short for you are.
Your a weirdo muffins. Your annoying me muffins because you won’t stfu about your and you’re.
by Pumpkin spice and everything j February 4, 2021
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Your mom

A devastating blow, can be diffused in any conversation and used as any comeback or response.
Those fallen victim to this attack will doubtlessly struggle to recover
What do you want for dinner, sweetie?”
“How about yOUR MOM!”

“Dude, i wasn’t listening to miss, what are we doing??”
“YOUR MOM!”
by dylanthedino October 30, 2019
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Can I feel your heartbeat

A excuse often made by men to touch a woman’s tit and to not sound like a rapist at the same time
Can I feel your heartbeat?”
“Hm oh sure
by Cow_Tracks September 21, 2020
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your._local._gay._ass

Beautiful person,Married to akioisveryhawtuwu,Is a TikTokEr ofc-
your._local._gay._ass is Yes :)
by akioisveryhawtuwu October 19, 2021
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National Creampie your homie day

April 18th is National creampie your homie day, a day when you can cum in your homies ass without it being gay.
“Dude why is your dick out”

“Bro it’s national creampie your homie day

“Alright, take off my pants”
by homiefucker December 11, 2023
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