I can't goon

A man pulled up to a drive through with no pants on whilst gooning. (He thought they wouldn't notice because of his tinted windows and the fact his window wasn't lowered all the way. He was put on a video online that went viral. Due to the humiliation and embarrassment he KILLED himself. Tons of the boys protested in support of this man and against this goonicide by going up the drive-thoughs particularly the online he was recorded at and shouting with no pants "I CAN'T GOON!!" The protesters believe that if a man wants to goon in the privacy of his whip then that should be respected.

The phrase "I CANT GOON" is also a nod/reference to George Droid's famous "I CAN'T BREATH!" while in search for fent to power his mk.2 Meta Gates fent reactor. His lack of fent also caused him to power down for good but he wasn't that type of guy. I promise officer.
That man was MURDERED. This is a GOONICIDE!! "I CAN'T GOON! I CAN'T GOON! I CAN'T GOON!"
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white person term for saying that you have to leave on a phone call
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i-Pellet

Any smart phone or device connected to the internet (that has social media apps and games) used as a means to get your conditioned reward; your digital buzz; your electronic fix.
Let me see on my i-pellet what time it is...ooo!!! look a new e-mail! And new messages!
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i hate kpop

a term that you must NOT say out loud in public, or on Twitter, as kpop stans will come to cancel and attack you from all 8 directions. you are advised to use this term with caution.
A: "i hate kpop!"

B: (likes kpop) "please go rot in hell and make sure you get run over by a truck before you do :)"
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