I am not crazy

I am not crazy! I am not crazy, I know he swapped those numbers, I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carte, as if I could ever make such a mistake. Never, never! I just- I just couldn't prove it! He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him.

You think this is something- you think this is bad? This, this chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard. Are you telling me a man just happens to fall like that? No, he orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof, and I saved him! I shouldn't have, I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was nine, always the same. Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer. "But not our Jimmy, couldn't be precious Jimmy!" Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should have stopped him when I had the chance. And you- you have to stop him, you...

I am not crazy! I am not crazy, I know he swapped those numbers, I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carte, as if I could ever make such a mistake. Never, never! I just- I just couldn't prove it! He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him.

You think this is something- you think this is bad? This, this chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard. Are you telling me a man just happens to fall like that? No, he orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof, and I saved him! I shouldn't have, I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was nine, always the same. Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer. "But not our Jimmy, couldn't be precious Jimmy!" Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should have stopped him when I had the chance. And you- you have to stop him, you...

by TheGuywiththetea February 11, 2024

Can I Put My Bawls In Yo Jawls

A song about one homie wanting to put his testes into his other homie's oral cavity.

Can I put my bawls in yo jawls.
(yo jawls)
bawls in yo jawls.
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can I put my bawls in yo jawls.
(yo jawls)
bawls in yo jawls.
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can Iiii

by goldenppballs June 13, 2022

Lick my cl*t where I s**t

A classy but sassy way to tell someone to F*** off

-Lick my cl*t where I s**t- To tell someone to f**k off

Person A- yo lemme get that bag of doritos

Person B-Lick my clit where I sh*t

by WonderBread421 October 03, 2020

I am you but from the future

Me to dara

Me: I am you but from the future
Dara: O_o
Me: :D

by Rajox February 06, 2023

Likari Language Is One Sentence With The Thought OF Killing With Remorse. Granted Only For I, Best Believe Cowards So This Word I Will Use To Ascertain The Fact That I Will Kill If You Do Not Get Out Of My Life

Likari Language Is One Sentence With The Thought OF Killing With Remorse. Granted Only For I, Best Believe Cowards So This Word I Will Use To Ascertain The Fact That I Will Kill If You Do Not Get Out Of My Life

Likari Language Is One Sentence With The Thought OF Killing With Remorse. Granted Only For I, Best Believe Cowards So This Word I Will Use To Ascertain The Fact That I Will Kill If You Do Not Get Out Of My Life

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 16, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>I Thought Fantastically<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Thought Fantastically<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Thought Fantastically<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 03, 2025

I shit fart pee pee

basically, a line from Phone Home by Kendrick Lamar ft Punch in his 2009 mixtape. C4

Guy Dreaming: I’m gonna go to when Phone Home by Kendrick Lamar was made!
Kendrick: I shit fart pee pee on everyone else’s tracks
Punch: What the hell was that K.Dot?!
Kendrick: nigga I don’t know
Punch: must be high as hell, i ain’t even gon ask
Guy Dreaming:never again.

by Lyrical Lemonade April 03, 2023