friendlies man - an argentine goblin that disappears in competitive games and statpads in friendlies e.g 0 goals in 5 appearances against brazil in competitive games but 5 goals in 6 friendly games.A.K.A. Pessi,Eibarman,Boliviaman,Estoniaman,etc.
Friendlies man or let me say Estoniaman has struggled in competitive matches in this current season but has unlocked his genjutsu in friendly matches by having 5 goals in 6 friendly matches but 0 in 12 competitive matches against 🇧🇷 🇩🇪 🇧🇪 🇫🇷 🇳🇱 🇪🇸🇨🇭
Greatest stat padder of all time!!
Greatest stat padder of all time!!
by Zeusofx June 5, 2022
Get the Friendlies manmug. When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.
“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”
by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021
Get the Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Ruddermug. Any adjective(s) or adverb(s) that describes how big something is; cannot be used by a fat guy without him looking fat.
Fat Guy: "Yeah, I'm a heavy advocate for lettuce".
Skinny Guy: "Haha, you sure are a heavy advocate".
Fat Guy: "Fat Man's Paradox".
Skinny Guy: "Haha, you sure are a heavy advocate".
Fat Guy: "Fat Man's Paradox".
by EmperorPomni October 27, 2024
Get the Fat Man's Paradoxmug. Gss man is straight up dog dem go tell yuh dey love yuh and den jock tuh yuh mudda. Alla dem ugly too looking like highstreet vagrants and always suiting somebody daughter. Majority ah dem dotish n all. DOH GO FUH AH GSS MAN DEM IS WASTE MANNN!!!!!
by Gigantic cocky January 21, 2023
Get the GSS Manmug. A person, preferably another male, with experience to help guide a younger male in developing his maturity as a man.
John grew up without a father figure and had no guidance in developing his adult manhood. Steve, a respected Big Brother, stepped in to guide John and served as his man-coach to guide him with responsible direction in live towards maturing as an adult male.
by The Missile August 6, 2012
Get the man-coachmug. Daomarion Aka Dj is the true definition of an attractive motion-getter. He only wants one female, and that’s Tiffani he’s is so loyal and handsome that any girl would be happy to be friends with him or date him.
by Ty-Rome October 27, 2023
Get the Attractive motion getter young manmug. do you hate men? me too! well lucky you because august is international hit a man month! during international hit a man month you can legally hit any male ever. so beat that bitch up and call it female empowerment cuz thats what i do <3
you: *hits a man*
man: "hey that kinda hurt"
you: "cry about it, its august"
man: "what do you mean?"
you: "fucking worthless idiot, august is international hit a man month"
man: "oh! i didnt know that! well in that case go ahead, after all it is international hit a man month"
man: "hey that kinda hurt"
you: "cry about it, its august"
man: "what do you mean?"
you: "fucking worthless idiot, august is international hit a man month"
man: "oh! i didnt know that! well in that case go ahead, after all it is international hit a man month"
by i.hate.men March 22, 2021
Get the international hit a man monthmug.