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Man clutch

The name for those stupid metal (usually aluminum) "wallets" that are supposed to keep identity thieves from stealing your credit card info.
Stupid idiot - "Look at my new metal wallet."
Smart guy - "That's not a wallet, that's a man clutch. Do you store it in your vagina? You're an ass clown."
by stupid_idiot February 6, 2012
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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 17, 2025
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Man

Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk. Have at you!
by Cowbelly 2 March 15, 2021
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Swift the Fast man

Out runs the whole crew
No need for discussion
You must be lucky enough to see him running

Faster than the speed of light cant see him
Neither can you hear him
But he is surely the one and only man faster than a flash
Get Ready, before Swift the fast man is ready to go, he will take you out in less than a blink because you cannot see him, he is invisible to the naked eye.
by Swiftisito May 14, 2022
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Current Man

A fictional character utilised to display the direction of current, force and magnetic field strength.
It also measures the attraction between two current males
Teacher: How do you work out the magnetic field strength
Student: I use current man, I also love penis
by imapoosey October 14, 2021
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Tretch Man

1. Wasteman, derkhead, eediaat
2. Dretlin, bredrin, tretch
"Oi tretch man!"
"Safe tretch"
by JO!? August 28, 2008
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