man savage

A smelly bitch named Zana

Oh shit its man savage ruuuuunnnnn

by Man savage alert May 1, 2016

Tin Man

A sexual process involving wrapping your entire body (or certain sections thereof) with aluminum foil in order to collect all sexual body fluids. The crinkling sound created or released by the aluminum foil during erotic acts enhance the fornicatory experience. The Tin Man is only sexually complete after one uses said tin foil, with the fluids contained therein, to baste food overnight and then eat it in public for lunch the following day. It must be lunch (and not brunch, motherfucker), but the public need not know the full contents of the foil.

Basic bitches and cardboard cutouts are the most devoted practitioners of the Tin Man.

Did you Tin Man the fuck out of him/her?

I'm havin' some Tin Man for lunch right now!

On a scale of 1 to 10, how Tin Man is your lunch?

You wouldn't believe my luck last night; I found some cardboard to Tin Man all night long! {Takes bite of juicy sandwich}

by seltian January 18, 2017

2 man league

1) In an actual fantasy version of fantasy football, a person's ongoing and delusional obsession with conversing about a league that doesn't really exist because they miss playing for real. 2) A form of fantasy football withdrawal.

John has texted about 200 times about his 2 man league with Rob since dropping out of the league.

by RD264 November 27, 2020

man in a bag

When two gay guys are in a department store & want some quick sex, you bring an extra shoppers bag to the bathroom. Make the guy stand in while you give them head sitting on the toilet. If anyone looks under the bathroom stall, it'll look like 2 feet & a shoppers bag when its really two men having fun!

Omg, girl! Guess what I got at Lord & Taylor today? Man in a bag, girl! And they were 'half off' too!

by Jo NYC May 24, 2018

Acid man

A person who never misses

Acid man doesn’t miss

by Another random ass dude July 27, 2021

time and tide wait for no man

if you don't make use of a favorable opportunity, you may never get the same chance again.

"Realizing the internship was a golden ticket to her dream career, Sarah knew she had to apply immediately. After all, time and tide wait for no man, and this opportunity might not come knocking again."

by Arminkshipper July 19, 2024

Manning

A person who can consume vast quantities of alcohol and exhibit very little of it's effects.

Jimmy drank 35 beers last night, and I couldn't even tell! He must be a Manning.

by MikeDubya June 30, 2021