Coffee Zombie

When you are at work in the morning at the coffee machine, with a cue of co-workers behind you that are equally as sleepy as you, waiting to get their coffee.

Look at all those coffee zombies standing behind me.

by Kokosnoot January 20, 2018

N00b Zombie

The monsters of a 'horror' video created by Shelby Simpson(Radical) and Kendra Powell(KenDino) of Gaiaonline.com.
A n00b zombie is basically a mindless n00b that eats gaian flesh.

"Go away you n00b zombie!!"(uugh.. Braains..)
"N00B ZOMBIES ARE COMING! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!"

by Shelbeh!! October 16, 2008

Delayed zombie

Someone that is neurologically tortured and purposefully delayed so they don't develop or get to experience life fully and are almost always tortured and have no control over their own body because of masochistic sadism. They don't even get to experience euphoria and are manipulated and kill themselves usually by age 30.

She's a delayed zombie you can dip your stick anytime they don't actually count at people.

by anonymous April 5, 2022

Shade Zombie

When it's too hot and you have to find shade to avoid broiling to death.

Bro: "Man, it's getting hot. I gotta find me some shade".

Sis: "Dude, you are such a shade zombie.... Shaaaade, shaaaade. There's some over there".

by mcbell December 9, 2012

Zombie

Whilst receiving head the guy pulls out at the last moment and shoots his load in his partners eyes. This temporary blinding will cause the partner to close there eyes, groan and put there arms out in front of them feeling around giving the impression of being a Zombie.

A) “Your Mrs looks like she has sore eyes.”
B) “Yes, I gave her a zombie after she sucked me off in the gents toilet. Now she is a bit pissed off with me.”

A) “Sometimes love hurts. Pint?”

by PieEater293 June 5, 2019

cest le zombie

he is a cool man and he gives me money so that i can do more!!!!

yes

Hey, has cest le zombie given us the kidneys yet?
Yeah! He got around to it yesterday!

by Spit 2 March 8, 2021

zombie cap

An object when worn makes one do stupid things.

Real Estate Agent: Would you like to but some waterfront property in Arizona?
Potential Property Buyer: Hell no! Does it look like I have a zombie cap on!?

Teacher: Can anyone tell me what two plus two equals?
Student: That would, uuh, be five?
Teacher: Wrong! Take off your zombie cap and pay attention!

by Bonified Cracker November 17, 2011