Youtube is a snake
He's eating the hardworking of people, especially army's hardworking. So, please, everyone, go on AppStore and give him 1 star(1*)
And of course we want 10M back, thank you.
He's eating the hardworking of people, especially army's hardworking. So, please, everyone, go on AppStore and give him 1 star(1*)
And of course we want 10M back, thank you.
by Innocent Army April 13, 2019
Get the Youtubemug. by sturniolotripletslover123 August 25, 2023
Get the carrying youtube omug. The YouTube Partnership Program is an opportunity for YouTube users that, after surpassing a certain amount of subscribers and views, allows the user to profit off of advertising revenue and paid promotions. However, it was also mischievously designed to fuck over smaller channels that have not yet met their requirements to be eligible for the YouTube Partnership Program by cockweeds that only care about the product first and creativity second.
There are rumors that, long ago, the YouTube website actually rewarded creativity and originality. No complicated algorithms based on watch time and upload frequency that only seem to be programmed to benefit the advertisers that give YouTube money. No Paul brothers or RiceGums to plague the platform due to how these ridiculous algorithms work. No random users playing a monetization lottery and sometimes getting several videos deleted or even their entire channel suspended. Just a site of pure, wild fun for the world to enjoy and share.
But in any case, this is what we have now. Thanks.
There are rumors that, long ago, the YouTube website actually rewarded creativity and originality. No complicated algorithms based on watch time and upload frequency that only seem to be programmed to benefit the advertisers that give YouTube money. No Paul brothers or RiceGums to plague the platform due to how these ridiculous algorithms work. No random users playing a monetization lottery and sometimes getting several videos deleted or even their entire channel suspended. Just a site of pure, wild fun for the world to enjoy and share.
But in any case, this is what we have now. Thanks.
Friend: "Hey, I heard you're eligible for the YouTube Partnership Program! That's awesome!"
User: "Actually, those regulations were just changed. Guess I'll have to post hundreds of vlogs and diss tracks to even stand a chance now."
User: "Actually, those regulations were just changed. Guess I'll have to post hundreds of vlogs and diss tracks to even stand a chance now."
by ARGUS_SBB January 22, 2018
Get the YouTube Partnership Programmug. noun - A person who has absolutely no experience or legitimate knowledge of a topic, but criticizes and corrects doctors, etc. because they consider themselves the Einstein of the comments section; similar to a keyboard warrior, but less angry and more arrogant/douchey. These people tend to be very unlikable and typically instigate a very long thread of trolling comments back-and-forth, demonstrating further that they are definitely a douche bag.
Oh look, another YouTube Professional watched a three-minute video on popping blackheads and now is telling Dr. Pimple Popper how she should change her techniquebecause he actually thinks that his opinion > medical school.
by Apocalypse2017!Yay! January 6, 2017
Get the YouTube Professionalmug. An action of offensive and pointless stupidity; an individual who acts with offensive and pointless stupidity; a moment of offensive and pointless stupidity (Def: 1)
An action of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; an individual who acts with inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; a moment of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence (Def: 2)
An action of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; an individual who acts with inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; a moment of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence (Def: 2)
Not holding creators and advertisers to the same standards is just youtube.
The creation of this word is absolutely youtube.
The creation of this word is absolutely youtube.
by JustAnAverageYoutube January 25, 2023
Get the Youtubemug. N) A coward who does things only for personal gain and conforms to the people they benefit from. An idiot, or an insane person.
N) A good friend, a kind and generous person.
N) An irrational action done for selfish reasons.
N) A humble action done for the happiness of others.
V) to selfishly do something irrational or stupid
V) to do something for the happiness of others.
N) A good friend, a kind and generous person.
N) An irrational action done for selfish reasons.
N) A humble action done for the happiness of others.
V) to selfishly do something irrational or stupid
V) to do something for the happiness of others.
“Thanks for giving me a paycheck, Youtube. All the YouTubing you’ve done and I can finally see how much of a Youtube you are. I’m going to YouTube, I’m YouTubing all over the place.”
by aVeryYoutubeYoutubeWhoYoutubes January 25, 2023
Get the Youtubemug. Person: I hate TikTok. It's cringe.
Me: I know, but have you seen YouTube Shorts? It's full of bullshit even worse than what you see on TikTok.
Person: Bet.
Me: I know, but have you seen YouTube Shorts? It's full of bullshit even worse than what you see on TikTok.
Person: Bet.
by CallMeLankyBox March 2, 2025
Get the YouTube Shortsmug.