War thunder is an online credit card simulator where you fly planes and shoot tanks. It is made by Gaijin entertainment. To get to your favorite modern vehicle can take 6+ months, or you can buy a premium plane or tank for $75 and cut that in half. The game is also very buggy and unbalanced, and any Russian tank is immediately better than all the other tanks in the game due to stalinium, a rare Russian material that is indestructible. The players also like to leak classified documents to make the game slightly more realistic.
Bob: “Tom, why do you take out so many bank loans?”
Tom: “So I can afford the War Thunder premiums.”
Bob: “You’re stupid, and what are those documents on the floor?”
Tom: “I need to leak the so the Ariete gets one mm of armour more.”
Tom: “So I can afford the War Thunder premiums.”
Bob: “You’re stupid, and what are those documents on the floor?”
Tom: “I need to leak the so the Ariete gets one mm of armour more.”
by Michigan man 9000 May 14, 2024
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You play, You grind, You leave, You cry, You uninstall the game, You install it again, You repeat
You play, You grind, You leave, You cry, You uninstall the game, You install it again, You repeat
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Thunder Scientific Cooperation needs to be taken down. Take it from me, a former Security Department HR.
I've seen people become entirely different just because of this damned game made by a 17-year-old groomer.
I've seen people become entirely different just because of this damned game made by a 17-year-old groomer.
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