Some balding fat nigga thats gonna die at 25 of a heart attack. Nobody likes him because he smells like a baboon
Person A: "Is jordan in?"
Person B: "How did you miss him? He is the size of jupiter and you can smell him a mile away"
Person B: "How did you miss him? He is the size of jupiter and you can smell him a mile away"
by Imkubo November 17, 2023
Get the Jordanmug. A boy that i'll never lose feelings for. He makes you laugh every single time you get sad, he is an amazing person to be with. whenever you are feeling sad, he'll be by your side to help you get through your problems. He'll text you small paragraphs of comfort and say "ily" at the end. His laugh is so adorable, and he's SO CUTE I can't live anymore. This is the person i'm living for, the person that saved me and the reason for my happiness.
by linofaiiry February 15, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. A cool 8th grader at Welsh Valley Middle School that lives directly outside of Philadelphia in Bryn Mawr, PA who enjoys acting, going to the movies at the cinema, and long walks in the neighborhood with his friends.
by JDog1029 May 6, 2013
Get the Jordan Soffermug. by elisamariaaaaa November 24, 2023
Get the the jordan effectmug. Jordan Elbridge is a town in New York where all the ugly ass, druggy crackheads, bumfucks, mullet wearing twerps, slutty ass whores, racist ass bitches, social rejects live.
Jordan Elbridges School is even worse, you got the slutty girls, the slutty guys, and then the rest are just fucked up in the head, The kids there will treat you like shit and make you feel like absolute fucking nothing. DONT move out to Elbridge or Jordan New York. You will regret it.
Jordan Elbridges School is even worse, you got the slutty girls, the slutty guys, and then the rest are just fucked up in the head, The kids there will treat you like shit and make you feel like absolute fucking nothing. DONT move out to Elbridge or Jordan New York. You will regret it.
by ghost4444 October 16, 2022
Get the Jordan Elbridgemug. an incredibly cute and hilarious guy that always knows how to put a smile on your face. he’s very athletic and attracts all the ladies. just by the way of his words he can make you fall for him instantly. his smile makes you blush. He’s really goofy and a bit clumsy at times. But Jordan’s are really good at listening when you need someone. You could talk to him for hours. But he might fall asleep on you because he’s such a hard worker. He loves and cares for his family so much. Hes willing to do whatever it takes to put a smile on your face. He’s definitely dad material. Despite his past he looks at the bright side of things. Jordan’s can be a bit cheesy but really know how to flirt. Jordan’s are an amazing best friend/boyfriend. If you have a Jordan in your life, KEEP THEM!!
by Brooklyn;))) April 7, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. by pleasehukunamytatas July 3, 2022
Get the Jordanmug.